UngracefulPanda : When are you cooking, babe?
AwesomePossum : When the chicken separates.
UngracefulPanda : (Thought she heard something else) What time is dinner?
AwesomePossum : When the chicken separates.
So the two pieces of frozen maryland was stuck together and he shall cook for yours ungracefully when-the-chicken-separates o'clock. Took a lot of brainpower to decipher this; so the ungraceful one decided to take a nap to make up for all the lost power.
She woke up to a peck on the cheek, a *huge* plate of pasta, roasted maryland and a bottle of white wine. Life is good.
2 comments:
omg~ i hate you!! so sweet... i want....!
what is it with couples giving each other animal nicknames, huh?
He does not approve. Nor does he know anyways. I started this blog with the intention of writing about my life in a heavily exaggerated story; using animal nicknames for everybody. You're supposed to be the Rainbow Penguin. I have no justification for that choice. Haha.
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